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astonishment　of　the　footman。'

Birkin　declared　he　loved　a　joke　as　well　as　another；　but　asked　if
any　of　the　company　could　tell　where　Mr　Cropdale　lodged；　that　he
might　send　him　a　proposal　about　restitution；　before　the　boots
should　be　made　away　with。　'I　would　willingly　give　him　a　pair　of
new　shoes　（said　he）；　and　half　a　guinea　into　the　bargain'　for　the
boots；　which　fitted　me　like　a　glove；　and　I　shan't　be　able　to　get
the　fellows　of　them　'till　the　good　weather　for　riding　is　over。
The　stuttering　wit　declared；　that　the　only　secret　which　Cropdale
ever　kept；　was　the　place　of　his　lodgings；　but　he　believed；　that；
during　the　heats　of　summer；　he　commonly　took　his　repose　upon　a
bulk；　or　indulged　himself；　in　fresco；　with　one　of　the　kennel…nymphs；
under　the　portico　of　St　Martin's　church。　'Pox　on　him！
（cried　the　bookseller）　he　might　as　well　have　taken　my　whip　and
spurs。　In　that　case；　he　might　have　been　tempted　to　steal　another
horse；　and　then　he　would　have　rid　to　the　devil　of　course。'

After　coffee；　I　took　my　leave　of　Mr　S；　with　proper
acknowledgments　of　his　civility；　and　was　extremely　well　pleased
with　the　entertainment　of　the　day；　though　not　yet　satisfied；　with
respect　to　the　nature　of　this　connexion；　betwixt　a　man　of
character　in　the　literary　world；　and　a　parcel　of　authorlings；
who；　in　all　probability；　would　never　be　able　to　acquire　any
degree　of　reputation　by　their　labours。　On　this　head　I
interrogated　my　conductor；　Dick　Ivy；　who　answered　me　to　this
effect　　'One　would　imagine　S　had　some　view　to　his　own　interest；
in　giving　countenance　and　assistance　to　those　people；　whom　he
knows　to　be　bad　men；　as　well　as　bad　writers；　but；　if　he　has　any
such　view；　he　will　find　himself　disappointed；　for　if　he　is　so
vain　as　to　imagine　he　can　make　them；　subservient　to　his　schemes
of　profit　or　ambition；　they　are　cunning　enough　to　make　him　their
property　in　the　mean　time。　There　is　not　one　of　the　company　you
have　seen　to…day　（myself　excepted）　who　does　not　owe　him
particular　obligations　　One　of　them　he　bailed　out　of　a　spunging…house；
and　afterwards　paid　the　debt　　another　he　translated　into
his　family；　and　clothed；　when　he　was　turned　out　half　naked　from
jail　in　consequence　of　an　act　for　the　relief　of　insolvent
debtors　　a　third；　who　was　reduced　to　a　woollen　night　cap；　and
lived　upon　sheeps　trotters；　up　three　pair　of　stairs　backward　in
Butcher…row；　he　took　into　present　pay　and　free　quarters；　and
enabled　him　to　appear　as　a　gentleman；　without　having　the　fear　of
sheriff's　officers　before　his　eyes。　Those　who　are　in　distress　he
supplies　with　money　when　he　has　it；　and　with　his　credit　when　he
is　out　of　cash。　When　they　want　business；　he　either　finds
employment　for　them　in　his　own　service；　or　recommends　them　to
booksellers　to　execute　some　project　he　has　formed　for　their
subsistence。　They　are　always　welcome　to　his　table　（which　though
plain；　is　plentiful）　and　to　his　good　offices　as　far　as　they　will
go；　and　when　they　see　Occasion；　they　make　use　of　his　name　with
the　most　petulant　familiarity；　nay；　they　do　not　even　scruple　to
arrogate　to　themselves　the　merit　of　some　of　his　performances；　and
have　been　known　to　sell　their　own　lucubrations　as　the　produce　of
his　brain。　The　Scotchman　you　saw　at　dinner　once　personated　him　at
an　alehouse　in　West…Smithfield　and；　in　the　character　of　S；　had
his　head　broke　by　a　cow…keeper；　for　having　spoke　disrespectfully
of　the　Christian　religion；　but　he　took　the　law　of　him　in　his　own
person；　and　the　assailant　was　fain　to　give　him　ten　pounds　to
withdraw　his　action。'

I　observed；　that　all　this　appearance　of　liberality　on　the　side　of
Mr　S　was　easily　accounted　for；　on　the　supposition　that　they
flattered　him　in　private；　and　engaged　his　adversaries　in　public；
and　yet　I　was　astonished；　when　I　recollected　that　I　often　had
seen　this　writer　virulently　abused　in　papers；　poems；　and
pamphlets；　and　not　a　pen　was　drawn　in　his　defence　'But　you　will
be　more　astonished　（said　he）　when　I　assure　you；　those　very　guests
whom　you　saw　at　his　table　to…day；　were　the　authors　of　great　part
of　that　abuse；　and　he　himself　is　well　aware　of　their　particular
favours；　for　they　are　all　eager　to　detect　and　betray　one
another。'　'But　this　is　doing　the　devil's　work　for　nothing　（cried
I）。　What　should　induce　them　to　revile　their　benefactor　without
provocation？'　'Envy　（answered　Dick）　is　the　general　incitement；
but　they　are　galled　by　an　additional　scourge　of　provocation。　S
directs　a　literary　journal；　in　which　their　productions　are
necessarily　brought　to　trial；　and　though　many　of　them　have　been
treated　with　such　lenity　and　favour　as　they　little　deserved；　yet
the　slightest　censure；　such　as；　perhaps；　could　not　be　avoided
with　any　pretensions　to　candour　and　impartiality；　has　rankled　in
the　hearts　of　those　authors　to　such　a　degree；　that　they　have
taken　immediate　vengeance　on　the　critic　in　anonymous　libels；
letters；　and　lampoons。　Indeed；　all　the　writers　of　the　age；　good；
bad；　and　indifferent；　from　the　moment　he　assumed　this　office；
became　his　enemies；　either　professed　or　in　petto；　except　those　of
his　friends　who　knew　they　had　nothing　to　fear　from　his
strictures；　and　he　must　be　a　wiser　man　than　me　who　can　tell　what
advantage　or　satisfaction　he　derives　from　having　brought　such　a
nest　of　hornets　about　his　ears。'

I　owned；　that　was　a　point　which　might　deserve　consideration；　but
still　I　expressed　a　desire　to　know　his　real　motives　for
continuing　his　friendship　to　a　set　of　rascals　equally　ungrateful
and　insignificant。　　He　said；　he　did　not　pretend　to　assign　any
reasonable　motive；　that；　if　the　truth　must　be　told；　the　man　was；
in　point　of　conduct；　a　most　incorrigible　fool；　that；　though　he
pretended　to　have　a　knack　at　hitting　off　characters；　he　blundered
strangely　in　the　distribution　of　his　favours；　which　were
generally　bestowed　on　the　most　undeserving　of　those　who　had
recourse　to　his　assistance；　that；　indeed；　this　preference　was　not
so　much　owing　to　want　of　discernment　as　to　want　of　resolution；
for　he　had　not　fortitude　enough　to　resist　the　importunity　even　of
the　most　worthless；　and；　as　he　did　not　know　the　value　of　money；
there　was　very　little　merit　in　parting　with　it　so　easily；　that
his　pride　was　gratified　in　seeing　himself　courted　by　such　a
number　of　literary　dependents；　that；　probably；　he　delighted　in
hearing　them　expose　and　traduce　one　another；　and；　finally；　from
their　information；　he　became　acquainted　with　all　the　transactions
of　Grubstreet；　which　he　had　some　thoughts　of　compiling　for　the
entertainment　of　the　public。

I　could　not　help　suspecting；　from　Dick's　discourse；　that　he　had
some　particular　grudge　against　S；　upon　whose　conduct　he　had　put
the　worst　construction　it　would　bear；　and；　by　dint　of　cross…examination；
I　found　he　was　not　at　all　satisfied　with　the
character　which　had　been　given　in　the　Review　of　his　last
performance；　though　it　had　been　treated　civilly　in　consequence　of
the　author's　application　to　the　critic。　By　all　accounts；　S　is　not
without　weakness　and　caprice；　but　he　is　certainly　good…humoured
and　civilized；　nor　do　I　find　that　there　is　any　thing　overbearing；
cruel；　or　implacable　in　his　disposition。

I　have　dwelt　so　long　upon　authors；　that　you　will　perhaps　suspect
I　intend　to　enroll　myself　among　the　fraternity；　but；　if　I　were
actually　qualified　for　the　profession；　it　is　at　best　but　a
desperate　resource　against　starving；　as　it　affords　no　provision
for　old　age　and　infirmity。　Salmon；　at　the　age　of　fourscore；　is
now　in　a　garret；　compiling　matter；　at　a　guinea　a　sheet；　for　a
modern　historian；　who；　in　point　of　age；　might　be　his　grandchild；
and　Psalmonazar；　after　having　drudged　half　a　century　in　the
literary　mill；　in　all　the　simplicity　and　abstinence　of　an
Asiatic；　subsists　upon　the　charity　of　a　few　booksellers；　just
sufficient　to　keep　him　from　the　parish；　I　think　Guy；　who　was
himself　a　bookseller；　ought　to　have　appropriated　one　wing　or　ward
of　his　hospital　to　the　use　of　decayed　authors；　though　indeed；
there　is　neither　hospital；　college；　nor　workhouse；　within　the
bills　of　mortality；　large　enough　to　contain　the　poor　of　this
society；　composed；　as　it　is；　from　the　refuse　of　every　other
profession。

I　know　not　whether　you　will　find　any　amusement　in　this　account　of
an　odd　race　of　mortals；　whose　constitution　had；　I　own；　greatly
interested　the　curiosity　of

Yours；
J。　MELFORD
LONDON；　June　10。




To　Miss　LAETITIA　WILLIS；　at　Gloucester。

MY　DEAR　LETTY；

There　is　something　on　my　spirits；　which　I　should　not　venture　to
communicate　by　the　post；　but　having　the　opportunity　of　Mrs
Brentwood's　return；　I　seize　it　eagerly；　to　disburthen　my　poor
heart；　which　is　oppressed　with　fear　and　vexation。　　O　Letty！　what
a　miserable　situation　it　is；　to　be　without　a　friend　to　whom　one
can　apply　for　counsel　and　consolation　in　distress！　I　hinted　in　my
last；　that　one　Mr　Barton　had　been　very　particular　in　his
civilities：　I　can　no　longer　mistake　his　meaning　　he　has　formally
professed　himself　my　admirer；　and；　after　a　thousand　assiduities；
perceiving　I　made　but　a　cold　return　to　his　addresses；　he　had
recourse　to　the　mediation　of　lady　Griskin；　who　has　acted　the　part
of　a　very　warm　advocate　in　his　behalf：　　but；　my　dear　Willis；　her
ladyship　over　acts　her　part　　she　not　only　expatiates　on　the　ample
for