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been a scream had it not possessed so pure a musical
quality。 She hurled back at the attacking four their
denunciations in tones sweet； but of too great carrying
power for a Broadway restaurant。
Finally they exhausted her patience both as a woman
and an artist。 She sprang up like a panther； managed
to smash half a dozen plates and glasses with one royal
sweep of her arm； and defied her critics。 They rose and
wrangled more loudly。 The comedian sighed and looked
a trifle sadder and disinterested。 The manager came
tripping and suggested peace。 He was told to go to the
popular synonym for war so promptly that the affair
might have happened at The Hague。
Thus was the manager angered。 He made a sign
with his hand and a waiter slipped out of the door。 In
twenty minutes the party of six was in a police station
facing a grizzled and philosophical desk sergeant。
〃Disorderly conduct in a restaurant；〃 said the police…
man who had brought the party in。
The author of 〃A Gay Coquette〃 stepped to the front。
He wore nose…glasses and evening clothes； even if his shoes
had been tans before they met the patent…leather…polish
bottle。
〃Mr。 Sergeant；〃 said he； out of his throat； like Actor
Irving； 〃I would like to protest against this arrest。 The
company of actors who are performing in a little play
that I have written； in company with a friend and myself
were having a little supper。 We became deeply interested
in the discussion as to which one of the cast is responsible
for a scene in the sketch that lately has fallen so flat that
the piece is about to become a failure。 We may have
been rather noisy and intolerant of interruption by the
restaurant people； but the matter was of considerable
importance to all of us。 You see that we are sober and
are not the kind of people who desire to raise disturbances。
I hope that the case will not be pressed and that we may
be allowed to go。〃
〃Who makes the charge？〃 asked the sergeant。
〃Me；〃 said a white…aproned voice in the rear。 〃De
restaurant sent me to。 De gang was raisin' a rough…
house and breakin' dishes。〃
〃The dishes were paid for；〃 said the playwright。
〃They were not broken purposely。 In her anger； because
we remonstrated with her for spoiling the scene； Miss 〃
〃It's not true； sergeant；〃 cried the clear voice of Miss。
Clarice Carroll。 In a long coat of tan silk and a red…
plumed hat； she bounded before the desk。
〃It's not my fault；〃 she cried indignantly。 〃How…
dare they say such a thing！ I've played the title r鬺e
ever since it was staged； and if you want to know who made
it a success； ask the public that's all。〃
〃What Miss Carroll says is true in part；〃 said the
author。 〃For five months the comedietta was a drawing…
card in the best houses。 But during the last two weeks
it has lost favour。 There is one scene in it in which Miss
Carroll made a big hit。 Now she hardly gets a hand out
of it。 She spoils it by acting it entirely different from
her old way。〃
〃It is not my fault；〃 reiterated the actress。
〃There are only two of you on in the scene；〃 argued
the playwright hotly； 〃you and Delmars； here 〃
〃Then it's his fault；〃 declared Miss Carroll； with a
lightning glance of scorn from her dark eyes。 The
comedian caught it； and gazed with increased melancholy
at the panels of the sergeant's desk。
The night was a dull one in that particular police station。
The sergeant's long…blunted curiosity awoke a little。
〃I've heard you；〃 he said to the author。 And then
he addressed the thin…faced and ascetic…looking lady
of the company who played 〃Aunt Turnip…top〃 in the
little comedy。
〃Who do you think spoils the scene you are fussing
about？〃 he asked。
〃I'm no knocker；〃 said that lady； 〃and everybody
knows it。 So； when I say that Clarice falls down every
time in that scene I'm judging her art and not herself。
She was great in it once。 She does it something fierce
now。 It'll dope the show if she keeps it up。〃
The sergeant looked at the comedian。
〃You and the lady have this scene together； I under…
stand。 I suppose there's no use asking you which one
of you queers it？〃
The comedian avoided the direct rays from the two
fixed stars of Miss Carroll's eyes。
〃I don't know；〃 he said； looking down at his patent…
leather toes。
〃Are you one of the actors？〃 asked the sergeant of
a dwarfish youth with a middle…aged face。
〃Why； say！〃 replied the last Thespian witness； 〃you
don't notice any tin spear in my hands； do you？ You
haven't heard me shout： 'See； the Emperor comes！' since
I've been in here； have you？ I guess I'm on the stage
long enough for 'em not to start a panic by mistaking me
for a thin curl of smoke rising above the footlights。〃
〃In your opinion； if you've got one；〃 said the sergeant；
〃is the frost that gathers on the scene in question
the work of the lady or the gentleman who takes
part in it？〃
The middle…aged youth looked pained。
〃I regret to say；〃 he answered； 〃that Miss Carroll
seems to have lost her grip on that scene。 She's all right
in the rest of the play； but but I tell you； sergeant； she
can do it she has done it equal to any of 'em and
she can do it again。〃
Miss Carroll ran forward； glowing and palpitating。
〃Thank you； Jimmy； for the first good word I've had
in many a day；〃 she cried。 And then she turned her
eager face toward the desk。
〃I'll show you； sergeant； whether I am to blame。 I'll
show them whether I can do that same。 Come； Mr。
Delmars； let us begin。 You will let us； won't you；
sergeant？〃
〃How long will it take？〃 asked the sergeant； dubiously。
〃Eight minutes；〃 said the playwright。 〃The entire
play consumes but thirty。〃
〃You may go ahead；〃 said the sergeant。 〃Most of
you seem to side against the little lady。 Maybe she had
a right to crack up a saucer or two in that restaurant。
We'll see how she does the turn before we take that up。〃
The matron of the police station had been standing
near； listening to the singular argument。 She came
nigher and stood near the sergeant's chair。 Two or
three of the reserves strolled in； big and yawning。
〃Before beginning the scene；〃 said the playwright； 〃and
assuming that you have not seen a production of 'A Gay
Coquette；' I will make a brief but necessary explanation。
It is a musical…farce…comedy burlesque…comedietta。
As the title implies； Miss Carroll's r鬺e is that of a gay；
rollicking； mischievous； heartless coquette。 She sustains
that character throughout the entire comedy part of the
production。 And I have designed the extravaganza
features so that she may preserve and present the same
coquettish idea。
〃Now； the scene in which we take exception to Miss
Carroll's acting is called the 'gorilla dance。' She is
costumed to represent a wood nymph； and there is a great
song…and…dance scene with a gorilla played by Mr。
Delmars； the comedian。 A tropical…forest stage is set。
〃That used to get four and five recalls。 The main
thing was the acting and the dance it was the funniest
thing in New York for five months。 Delmars's song；
'I'll Woo Thee to My Sylvan Home；' while he and Miss
Carroll were cutting hide…and…seek capers among the
tropical plants； was a winner。〃
〃What's the trouble with the scene now？〃 asked the
sergeant。
〃Miss Carroll spoils it right in the middle of it；〃 said
the playwright wrathfully。
With a wide gesture of her ever…moving arms the
actress waved back the little group of spectators； leaving
a space in front of the desk for the scene of her vindication
or fall。 Then she whipped off her long tan cloak and
tossed it across the arm of the policeman who still stood
officially among them。
Miss Carroll had gone to supper well cloaked； but
in the costume of the tropic wood nymph。 A skirt of
fern leaves touched her knee； she was like a humming…
bird green and golden and purple。
And then she danced a fluttering； fantastic dance； so
agile and light and mazy in her steps that the other three
members of the Carroll Comedy Company broke into
applause at the art of it。
And at the proper time Delmars leaped out at her
side； mimicking the uncouth； hideous bounds of the
gorilla so funnily that the grizzled sergeant himself gave
a short laugh like the closing of a padlock。 They danced
together the gorilla dance； and won a hand from all。
Then began the most fantastic part of the scene
the wooing of the nymph by the gorilla。 It was a kind
of dance itself eccentric and prankish； with the nymph
coquettish and seductive retreat； followed by the gorilla
as he sang 〃I'll Woo Thee to My Sylvan Home。〃
The song was a lyric of merit。 The words were non…
sense； as befitted the play； but the music was worthy of
something better。
